a hitchhikers guide to conquring humans

1. The only Rules humans follow are the ones they follow because of fear.
2. They fear being wrong, so they will avoid being wrong at all costs, they always see their way as being right because of it, even if it bends their reality.
3.They fear trust; they make rules instead of trusting people, like curfews and speed limits.
4. Humans generally think that everyone else is a minor character in their own book, which sort of is true, the only perspective we have is our own. 
5. Humans generally fear what they don't know.
6. Humans fear being alone, yet they want to stand out.
7. Humans pretend not to be afraid, they distract themselves..

my greatest fear.

I fear the opposing voices within my head.
DON"T WRITE THAT!
...but I want to...
NO! THEY"LL KNOW ABOUT THESE PAINFUL MOMENTS.
..please... Who will? what do you want? why? what would they do with it?
DELETE THAT! DELETE THIS WHOLE THING!
no. I Can do it.
STOP SHOUTING IN MY HEAD!
Who are you! Are you me? What else can you be?
NO! YES? MAYBE... I... don't know.
IF YOU AREN'T ME THEN GET OUT.
but... I don't know!
STOP!
I.. can't feel you. Is it because it's actually me? I read too many books?
READING THIS HURTS! mmm.
DELETE IT! DON'T LET THEM KNOW!
NO! YES! GAh! frozen.
Relax My friend. They shan't know who you are.
THEY WILL!
You don't even know if these conversations are real.
Perhaps.
Fish.
What? fish?
yep Fish.
I don't like fish.
Then why did you think of it?
Probably to stop thinking about it.
it?
I... forget.
hmmm.. That rhymed.
very amusing.
What are you trying to hide? I feel you hiding something.
Great! Now I accept there's more than one person!
Did I?
NO! THERE's NOT!
STOP SHOUTING!
NO!
GET OUT!
ok...
NO! NOT YOU!
Then WHO!
THIS is a panic attack.
relax my friend. No need to keep
BUT..
relax.

NO!
relax.
no.
stop.

This. Is what a panic attack is for me. It hurts to speak of it. Or write of it. Or read it. Or share it. It is my greatest fear. It rages beneath the surface, sometimes deep, sometimes shallow. I hide it well, you would never guess who I am. I.... fear the voices. Should I accept them? 

Alive

Comics are simple ways to see life. I have gone through every single Cul de sac comic, and picked ones that I thought related to my life or made me laugh. Just read a few, 

Nobody likes soccer, except for the blissfully ignorant.

School is not what it seems.

Some people are weirder than you. They're probably imaginary.

Not every idea is practical. Every puddle has a rainbow. And that guy has a mustachio. 

Sometimes, you need to let people be dramatic.

Don't let others tell you to put down a book you enjoy only because they didn't like it.

What happened to your toys? eh?

People see things differently

The loser will usually stagger into the wrong house and vomit.

Nothing can be perfect, and this is why no one uses lockers.

"I'm beside myself"

We follow others blindly, like puppets.

We are taught things we don't understand.
And sometimes they are just to cover something up that is wrong.

While taking a test your mind works in strange ways.

You must experience new things. Or you will never know if the ocean is like your sink.

We must give up old things for better things... And Parents are dangerous lunatics.

Sometimes people ask you to do something, and you get no reward.

Ignorance is bliss when Life gives lemons.

People pretend to understand technology.

You follow your dreams despite what people say.

You never know what life can give you.

Some people don't care about your dreams

But they can be beautiful.

Parents live to trick you.

Everyone has a different soul.

There's a bright side to even the darkest of situations.

"Is there anything wrong with that?"

Don't mess with grocery people

Parents live to lie to you.

Grand stealing thing.

Life can be complicated

People will not always be awed by your accomplishments.

Nature is beautiful.

Girls always go for the puppies.

You can stop listening, but you must eventually  come to the consequences.

Sometimes the most important things in life are what don't matter.

Adults lie. And Children can see it.

Minds can be blown.

Sometimes the "best" answer is wrong.

Sometimes, Mocking something is only validating it. And you Mock yourself.

Not everyone understands you.

Sometimes, you've just gotta do it yourself.

You need the correct tools. To thrive.

Parents either lie, or are just crazy.

Sometimes you must deflate others egos.

Children overreact to teachers.

Children are incredible.

Sometimes We look and only see the great things, but sometimes you need to look back and see who is propelling you. Usually, your parents.

You don't know what others are going thru.

What you wish for isn't always what you get.

Ice and snow should be crimes, but elementary school performances even more so.

The moment you take off your protection is the moment you will be hit with life's most interesting things.

Children are awesome. This should work.

Mistakes are life's greatest gifts.

Roll with it.

Sponges house germs.

Make room for other artists, lest you fumigate your house.

"The true artist pursues his or her art in the bitterest solitude, compelled only by the irresistible tidal pull of the creative impulse."

Just because you feel or act cool doesn't mean you're actually cool.

Teachers, I am sure, wonder about us.

Dreams can be crushed, but hold on to them.

Pessimism is a virus.

You can't tie down a banjo man.

Parents are good at what they do.

Sometimes, you just need to look at the picture.

Beards are dangerous.

Reading is dangerous.

Music is powerful.

Parents....

Sometimes, when you show love for someone they throw it in your face and tell you it's trash, but don't fear, one is a gum wrapper.

Every good drawing fight should end with the paper destroyed.

 Some Teacher's hair is an universal constant.

Tree's are dangerous.

People don't see the same way as you.