a hitchhikers guide to conquring humans

1. The only Rules humans follow are the ones they follow because of fear.
2. They fear being wrong, so they will avoid being wrong at all costs, they always see their way as being right because of it, even if it bends their reality.
3.They fear trust; they make rules instead of trusting people, like curfews and speed limits.
4. Humans generally think that everyone else is a minor character in their own book, which sort of is true, the only perspective we have is our own. 
5. Humans generally fear what they don't know.
6. Humans fear being alone, yet they want to stand out.
7. Humans pretend not to be afraid, they distract themselves..